Posted by
Keith Arnold on Friday, September 21, 2007 3:01:33 PM
It seems Iranian madman and Holocaust-denier Mahmoud Ahmadinejad feels the need to come to New York to visit Ground Zero (well, okay, there's a brief side-trip to the United Nations, too, and possibly Columbia University). It seems many people have an issue with his proposed visit to the site of this jihadist assault on American soil.
If I can make a modest proposal, there's a simple solution that will satisfy Ahmadinejad and keep red-blooded Americans happy at the same time. Why not have the United States military deliver his own personal Ground Zero to downtown Teheran? That way, assuming for some reason he's still ambulatory, he can make his visit without having to leave the comforts of his own back yard, and patriotic Americans (including some who remember that little problem with our embassy during the Carter administration and his role in it) won't have to deal with the stress of his presence.
Sounds like a win-win for all involved, near as I can tell...
(/satire off)
- Keith